[Alright, he'd been wandering around this-Metropolis District was it?-well, he'd been wasting his time here listening to people jabbering over these suspicious communication devices for long enough ( Read more... )

[ Gino has just wished for a huge padlock for his door. normally he would not do such a thing, but it's all he can think to do to prevent a certain problem from occurring while his back is turned.

problem: how do you install a padlock on a doorknob. ]... maybe I can just wish for a password-protected door. Or a retina scanner! Or an invisible ( Read more... )

There are aliens here.

[pause.]

Just thought you should know.

[and his duty as student council president is finished.]

[ it's just a lovely day (or night, or whatever time you want it to be) for a picnic, which is what Gino seems to have decided to do with himself on this fine day (or night, or whatever time you want it to be). better than being cooped up in that tiny cottage, where he has to stoop forward just to walk around-wide open space and fresh air is far ( Read more... )

[ Well. She certainly doesn’t remember ever putting this something in her pocket; the shape, the weight, the feel of it is all new to her and she can’t seem to figure out what it is she’s holding exactly.

So hi Splendor, it looks like someone is in a bind.

Poking experimentally at it, Nunnally presses her lips together, and y’know, if her eyes ( Read more... )

[Anyone around city hall might now witness a teenage girl in a school uniform bursting through the main doors and stopping at the top of the steps. In one hand is a brown school bag, and the other holds the seal. She does not look happy in the least.]

What the hell is going on here?!

Guys!

[Do you hear that voice coming from the seal? Don't worry, if you don't he will keep trying. In the meantime, something which sounds an awful lot like a camera clicking very quickly is in the background of Tinkerbell's insistence.]

Guys! Guys! Hey, guys, look! Look look look!

[Are you guys looking yet? A sound like a bicycle bell rings ( Read more... )

Attention grubfuckers of the hive located at 303 Asbjørnsen Road! As you idiots may or may not have noticed, there is green slime coating our hive.This may or may not be the result of something gone hideously wrong. I will leave that for you to fucking decide.

I am throwing a disclaimer out here and filling my good shit quota of the week. DO NOT EAT ( Read more... )

[ so that shiny new knight that Splendor obtained has been here a few hours. and he's been doing some major recon; that is, where he is, why he's there, what this key is for, who all these people are, and how he's supposed to contact his friends to let them know he's alright. total acquisition of information, based on percentage with 100% being ( Read more... )